Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Oh, how I want to read this aloud...

just to get the full effect. Best dating profile of the week to contact me:

So I will tell you about what I really do on an average week. Monday 6:00 am my alarm goes off, I press snooze till usually about 6:45 and then I get up. But this is a bit of a lie because I have set my alarm clock 20 minutes fast as to trick myself into getting up on time. But now that I am use to this and I end up doing the math every morning in my head while half asleep. So this trick has really no effect. Then I get out of bed and tell my kids to quickly get dressed while I jump in the shower. After my shower I dry off and put in my contact lenses. At this point I go back to my kid’s rooms with a towel wrapped around me and yell at my kids for not getting out of bed the first time I told them to. Next I try to get dressed but have found that I never ironed my shirt that I swore I would the night before. So I half ass iron my shirt and get dressed. I then tell my kids to brush their teeth and I brush mine as well. Then I run down stairs to fix them some cereal and usually end up looking for someone’s shoe. After finding the shoe I check the kids tooth brushes and tell them to brush them for real this time. We some how make it into the car and we are all off to day care. After dropping the kids off at day care I proceed to work. While driving to work I realize I am the only one who did not eat breakfast. I have a 45 minute commute to work so I switch between 103.5 fox radio and 105.9 Alice. As it is Monday morning all employees are required to be at work 15 minutes early for the Monday morning meeting. When I arrive at work at 8:00 am sharp I am a bit aggravated to realize that I am again the only car in the parking lot. As employees start to trickle in the last person in is the manager who begins the meeting usually 30 minutes late. The meeting is supposed to last 15 minutes but usually last an hours and a half because my manager likes to think he is important. After the meeting I go back to my desk and surf the web usually till about noon when I start coordinating with the other employees about lunch. I like to take my lunch at noon as I am hungry from not eating breakfast and I am ready for a break. For my lunch I go to king soopers and get some pepperoni and cheese (I eat the same thing every day) and drive to Daniels Park between highlands ranch and castle pines and park and listen to the radio. I get back to work about 12:59 and then usually have to help a customer at this point. This helping of customers will usually last till about 2:30. will the madness never end.:o) Then I log on to my on line school classes and do my day’s home work at work. I am working on my batchlers at university of phoenix and will be done in December. I put a batchlers degree on my profile because I am so close to finishing. I finish my home work about 4:00 am them I just watch the TV for an hour or so. We have a plasma TV at work. It’s a bank. Sadly I am about the hardest working person at the bank. At about 5:30 I leave work and head to my parent’s house to pick up my kids. My parents pick up my kids from day care and feed them dinner for me. I pick up the kids and head home. We get home about 7:00pm and I get to hang with the kids for an hour or so and then get busy with the whole bath and bed time thing. By 9:00 the kids are in bed and I have about an hour to do dishes and laundry before I turn in for the night. If you want to hear about a typical Tuesday through Sunday just ask.

Be still my beating heart.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Hmmmm....

Well, my opinion may have changed since that last post. Grinning. Biting my lip. Very fun evening.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Juggling

So, I'm still looking forward to seeing Mr. Bellyflop again if schedules overlap, but I'm also looking forward to seeing Mr. Political Consultant again as well.

I've never been much of a player in my life. I like a guy and if magically he likes me back, I'm typically focused on that until it ends. The player world seems like a place that the ex fits in better.

But, each of these guys seems to satisfy something that I'm looking for - brains and stability and goofiness and relaxation.

I'm sure I won't juggle for long and who knows if either of these will be a "catch".

Sunday, November 8, 2009

They all blend together.

Each guy I've dated over the last few years is unique. Most are tall, some are short (just a strange preference); all have jobs and smart (just a prerequisite); some are young, some are old; bald, hairy, black, white; but last night I went on my second date who was featured on ESPN for being #2 at something (See Mr. Air) as well as loves Tater Tot Casserole (see Mr. Tot). But strangely, neither of those things bothered me with this one. I still think tater tot casserole is gross though.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Responses to my profile

My eHarmony profile is totally different than my PlentyOfFish profile. (See below for the eHarmony must haves/can't stands). My POF profile is more casual, much like the dates.

I enjoy spending time with people that have a quirky sense of humor and live life passionately. I'm best summed up as a bit of a nerd who really enjoys sports (mostly baseball and football) and plays a mean piano who has incredibly diverse taste in music from punk to classical, retro to rock (but don't really like country or jazz). I'm mostly just looking for someone that wants to have a fun, stress-free time heading to events or just hanging out. If it grows into more, great. I'm up for that too.

I will admit, and call me shallow if you will, to being turned off by emails where too/to/two and your/you're/yore are used incorrectly. Ideally, you might be a person who could play Scrabble or provide some witty banter and I find the grammatical litmus test of the first email to be a good indicator of chemistry.

And yes, I have kids and they rock. I don't mix kids and dating, but definitely understand the single parent schedule better than just the single guy schedule.

If you're a dog person, maybe meet up at a dog park with some iced tea and watch the dogs play. If you're a cat person, I suppose that's a horrible place to meet, but I'm open for suggestions. I love coffee on a patio and beer on a patio almost equally, but not at the same time, so either of those would work too.

Or, let's go play bocce in a park and chat while throwing things.


So, by saying that, why do I get contacted by this guy?

hey im donny i love pool and actin a fool im allways bein funny and i have a great personality if you dont like tattoos you wont like me i listen to metal and punk i hate the snow lol and i am not allways a serious person more of a jokester i have 2 daughters destiny and nevaeh and i have pittys i love em i also have long blond hair so if ya dont like long hair im out lol well if theres anything else you wanna know ask ill tell im not shy ;) ok i guess i should tell you im a dog lover and i am looking for a serious relasionship i would really like to meet some cool people along the way but if you just wanna be buddies i guess thats cool but if you read this im looking for my bonnie ill be ur clyde i need a partner in crime someone i can lauph with n she will know exatilly why i know your outthere so pleaseeeeeeee send me a mesage o-ya im also a ful time student wich is good times so i dont have much time but the time i do have i would like to spend it with some1 cuddilin or playin or whatever as long as we are happy thats what lifes about rite? 1 more thing i love the green bay packers and chocklete lol


I'm so glad I have a sense of humor!